Highway Fashions with Mandy the Mannequin: Denim Dream Edition

Mandy is looking stunning this week in her denim shift and partially dreaded locks...

Your Yard Sale Sucks.

Sorry, but if you only have 6-8 things to sell and they consist of any or all of the following then, quite simply, you're an asshole:

• Plastic Black & Decker Toaster (especially one that is broken)
• Plastic Toys & Stuffed Animals from Walmart
• Broken Christmas Ornaments and Christmas trees
• Video and cassette tapes
• Mattel Hot Wheels cars still in their packages made in Malaysia
• A Pee Stained Rug
• Anything from The Dollar Store
• Old Skis and Ski Boots from 1979

Why can't people just donate this crap? (although, a lot of thrift stores don't even accept this junk anymore and I don't think you could even give it away).

Anything you'd like to add to the Garbage Sale list? Come on! You must see some annoying junk in your travels...

Highway Fashions with Mandy the Mannequin: Maneater Edition

Well hello Mandy. Is that rain coming down in buckets or what!? All of the women in town are scrambling to ensure that their hair doesn't go frizzy and their white t-shirts don't get too wet but, as usual, you're well-prepared.

The very next day...
Hi again Mandy! It sure was rainy yesterday, wasn't it? Good thing the sun is shining today and that summery feeling is back in full force. I must say, you're looking GOOD. I bet you've had a lot of honkers so far today...

(In case you're wondering what the deal is with the beautiful roadside attraction, read this).

Things Are Getting Hairy...

I will start by saying that I hate beards. I especially hate goatees and non-ironic (and ironic) moustaches. I've spent the better part of my life making fun of ZZ Top so I'm not going to get all into hairy faces now. But here I sit, smitten by the artistry of these...um...pubic faces pictured below. For years I have enjoyed the photos from the World Beard and Moustache Championships and I am looking forward to seeing the insanity next year when they take place again.

This all leads me to think - are there hair contests? Like contests for shiniest hair, curliest, longest, thickest...if not, maybe there should be. I bet that could get really weird and interesting.

Or what about a contest for hairiest body? Um...eww. Maybe that's a bad idea.

In a Fog.

I woke up this morning to a misty, foggy haze. Here are a few shots of the house & yard.

Highway Fashions with Mandy the Mannequin: Easter Edition

Well, Mandy's looking pretty sexy for Easter. Here she is in her latest trend-setting ensemble.