Whoa, hello! This is me now, after a crazy busy summer going to every yard sale within a 50 mile radius, scrounging in every rotten thrift store I could find and hanging out with all sorts of weird country folk in the process.
Okay, wait, wait, I lied. THIS is what I actually look like now. Totally fucking glazed over and rotten.
Why can't this be me? Why can't I be all relaxed, wearing my Amazing Grace jacket with a box of Kleenex in the back window of my super clean and organized car? (Why do people have Kleenex in the back window again? It creeps me out!)
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Okay, enough of that shit, let's get down to business and talk about this wonderfully horrendous new addition to my home...
It's Sally Ann! Look at her box shaped piglet face! She's amazing, right? (Come on!) For me, she's as meaningful as a picture of The Queen in a classroom (which isn't very meaningful at all, actually) or the face of Jesus in your toast. She symbolizeshelping people in need mountains of cheap junk heaped into piles all across our nation!
I don't usually bring many of my WTF finds home anymore (fucking relationship decor compromise) but she is definitely an exception. Welcome home my hairy eyebrowed princess, welcome home.
Okay, so who wants a microwaveable meat colon!?
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Okay, enough of that shit, let's get down to business and talk about this wonderfully horrendous new addition to my home...
It's Sally Ann! Look at her box shaped piglet face! She's amazing, right? (Come on!) For me, she's as meaningful as a picture of The Queen in a classroom (which isn't very meaningful at all, actually) or the face of Jesus in your toast. She symbolizes
I don't usually bring many of my WTF finds home anymore (fucking relationship decor compromise) but she is definitely an exception. Welcome home my hairy eyebrowed princess, welcome home.
Okay, so who wants a microwaveable meat colon!?
Oh my God, those things actually look like a poo doing a poo, yuk!
ReplyDeleteEw, gross, lol. And that doll is hilarious!
ReplyDelete<3 Jackie @ Let's Go Thrifting!
http://LetsGoThrifting.blogspot.com
this post greeting my insomnia was just perfect. thank you.
ReplyDeleteKleenex boxes in the back windows of cars are amazing, especially when the Kleenexes are all sun-bleached and dusty. But if you're driving, they're not convenient. Unless you have really, really long arms.
ReplyDeleteYou know, I've never questioned the kleenex in the back of the car thing until just now. Really, what is it for? Decoration?
ReplyDelete1) I need your shelving unit.
ReplyDelete2) You have touched on a subject my husband and I talk about all the time. WHY do people keep tissue boxes back there? Who can reach them? Why? WHY?