"Oh no no, you will NOT throw that there pot away! I may need that next spring for the 350,000 seedlings I plan on plantin'. You put that right back, sonny boy!"
"But Great Grandpa Gerkin, you said that last spring...and the spring before...and the spring before..."
"I don't give two hoots what I says years before you little shit, I says next year I'ma gonna do it an' toil them there fields! As soon as I make some repairs to the tractor I'll be rarin' to go."
"Grandpa, that tractor has been sitting there for 17 years..."
"And what about your greenhouse, Grandpa? You were going to clean that place up as soon as you were all healed up from your hemorrhoid surgery. That was three years ago."
"Nevermind that, boy! As soon as this here goiter has cleared up an' I can bend my neck down again I'll be right out there gettin' busy. I swears!"
